Morning coffee was coming to an end and it was time for Helen and Ilias to start their drive to a beach in Sougia. They loaded the car with beach towels, a light lunch, and all the other necessary things one would need for a day at the beach. Since Helen was the driver in the family, Ilias pointed out the way while Helen paid close attention to the road.
The conversation was relaxed as they rolled through the mountains of Crete. They talked about Olive trees, politics in Greece, the gas crisis, and other little this and thats. Just as their little car took the twists and turns of the mountain roads soon their conversation would take a turn and a twist.
Ilias inserted the term very casually. Nudist Beach. He told Helen that there was a Nudist Beach at Sougia in which made her give pause. She had never been to a Nudist Beach. The idea of nude people at a beach intrigued Helen to the point that it led to disbelief. Surely, she thought, there may be some topless women but, not any completely nude people laying around. Little did she know that being wrong would prove to be much better than being right.
They arrived at Sougia and decided to have a coffee before they hit the beach. Ilias pointed out where the nudist beach probably was and Helen was determined to reach that point. Still doubtful, Helen even betted Ilias that they would not see any nudists and if they did, well, she would strip her clothes off too. Know it all’s always get proven wrong, she should have known this by now. So they began their trek to the far side of the beach near some cliffs. It was a long walk and as they came closer the scenery began to change. Swimwear was absent. Tops and bottoms. Men and women. Young and Old. Everyone. Helen was wrong. It was a nudist beach that was full of nudists. Imagine that!!!
After a refreshing swim, it was the moment of truth. Should they undress, be nudist, and bare it all? Nobody would ever see them again and, hell, everyone else was naked. Alas, it was not going to happen. It may have been modesty, laziness, or perhaps they did not want to put the others to shame. After tanning and enjoying the sea for a couple hours, they went to the hippie beach bar and had a drink for the 1 1/2 drive home. The drive home went as well as the trip to Sougia. Everything was relaxed until they came across a herd of goats in the road. The weird thing is that Helen found this to be far more interesting than all the naked people at the beach. It seems that next time the should go to a Goat Farm.